dude.from.monkey.land

Driving extremely late at night.. or very early in the morning..

Coming back from nottingham..

Juz entered USJ area..

Got police road block..

Policeman1: Encik, tolong berhenti di tepi..
Me: *gg lo.. what happened??*
Policeman2: *taps on window* *re-adjust the submachine gun at his waist*
Me: *gg lo.. winds down window*
Policeman2: Encik, you punya roadtax tak clear.
Me: Saya tak tahu. Parents yang renew, bukan saya. Saya tak nampak roadtax
Policeman2: Sila tunjuk licence dan ic
Me: *Pass cards to policeman2*
Policeman2: Oh, tinggal di Usj 6. Tadi dari mana?
Me: Saya dari Semenyih. Nak balik.
Policeman2: Hmmm.. kerja apa sekarang?
Me: Saya student. Tak kerja.
Policeman2: You punya roadtax tak clear. Macam mana? Saya boleh saman.
Me: *gg loooooo.... T_T* Err, saya tak tahu la. Saya tak handle roadtax. Parents yany handle
Policeman2: Hmmm..Macam mana ini.. saya boleh saman..
Me: *haih..you want rasuah, juz say so laaa..* *no!!!, cannot give rasuah!!!* Saya tak tahu la encik. *looking scared*
Policeman2: Hmmmm..you student..tak apa la.. you boleh pergi.
Me: Thank you encik. *Thank you God*

WAhhh.... good thing didnt give rasuah.. and thank God so much that nothing else happened. But the policeman2 looks ok, very friendly.. Bless him for not pushing for bribes..