Monumental dic

Was in library, doing some studying, saw this word "indenture". Hmmmm.. apa tu? okok..go find the meaning of the word.

Went to the shelves of books, to find a huge ass dictionary~~
Seriously gila besar.. *like so jakun*

See!! so big rite!! Compared it with a so called huge phone and the N95 was dwarfed by the dictionary.
Plus, there's the title "Shorter Oxford English Dictionary".

Walau.. then the Complete Oxford English Dictionary can stop a bullet lo.. maybe can even stop lightning strike.

Scene 1 *during heavy thunderstorm*

Dude 1: Ala..we're stuck here in the middle of a big field and there's lots of lightning.
Dude 2: No worries, just use the Complete Oxford English Dictionary to shield us from the lightning by carrying it above our heads.
Dude 1: Hey. That's a brilliant idea. Ok, let's do it.

*the dudes ran across the field with The Book on top of their heads*
*lightning zapped The Book*
*The Book just went pssstt.. and there was a small hole in the middle*
*the dudes were saved*


Scene 2 *during a robbery*

Dude 1: Oh no!! that robber is holding a gun, and that other robber is using a bazooka.
Dude 2: No worries, just use this Complete Oxford English Dictionary to shield us. Come, let us run away from this dangerous place.
Dude 1: Hey. That's a brilliant idea. Ok, let's do it.

*the dudes ran for the door*
*robbers saw them and fired at them with gun and bazooka*
*bullet got stuck at the hard cover of The Book. Rocket from bazooka managed to burn pages of A-words and a bit of B*
*the dudes were saved*


Out of jakun-ness, you get to see a rare pic of me.



God bless :)